Hobo Johnson – Subaru Crosstrek XV (Lyrics | Audio)

Lyrics “Subaru Crosstrek XV” / Hobo Johnson

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo
But I’m not quite there yet

Sometimes I get drunk, and I forget what day it is
I wish that I was skinnier, but I love sandwiches
One time, I tried to burn sage and clear the vibe
But the smoke alarm went off, and my ex-girl cried
She cried for a bunch of other reasons
I-I’m never going back to Four Seasons

I wish that I was friends with Drake
So I can dig through his trash
And have a yard sale today
Damn, I wish my name wasn’t Frank
F**k, I wish it was Blake

I learned a lot from my dad
Like how to yell a lot
And make a car go fast
I wish that I was in the league
I’m a number one pick with two bad knees, go

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
We’re both pretty reliable
But got in a couple accidents

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo
But I’m not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley
But I’m not quite there yet

What’s the point of being cool
Cut your hair and get a job
Like the rest of us do
Don’t play guitar in the park and just sit
If I hear another G chord I’m breaking your s**t

Nothing like a Subaru Crosstrek
Suspension soft as a cute little baby neck
My clique orders club salads
And look like they all sing ballads

I coulda bought a Lambo happily
But the insurance is high
And I kinda want a family
Why does dad have a Lambo
He was insecure about himself
Son, let it go

Nothing like fighting another man
‘Cause he cut me off in traffic
And my morning started bad
I’m glad that his kids got to see
That his dad’s a giant prick
And that he got what he needs

Nothing like crying in a Subaru Crosstrek
Life is an abyss half filled with sadness
My ex girl’s grandpa invented pinball
He had a lot of time on his hands, huh

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo
But I’m not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley
But I’m not quite there yet..②

Hey guys
Have you heard about the brand new Subaru Crosstrek
With the new suspension package
If you buy one you’ll be riding smooth in no time
It also came with a trailer hitch, but
It’s only 4 cylinders so you probably shouldn’t tow anything
My dad said that messes up the transmission…

➤ Written by Hobo Johnson
Album: The Fall of Hobo Johnson
Hobo Johnson | 2019

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